December 28: Focus on African newspapers I have always considered aberrant disseminate false news media ... even if it's 28 December. By a strange habit, newspapers, radios, televisions (and even blogs) use this day to joke with journalism. As if it were not present at times implausible enough! World leading innocent public from the 11-M, COPE information is a joke in itself and changing Francino Gabilondo by the SER is a joke.
In any case, the jokes are disappearing serious papers (Juan Luis Cebrián threatened to dismiss those who publish a joke in The Country ) and take center stage in the sports tabloids. Brand As and take the palm of nonsense. The first reports that Fernando Alonso signing with Florentino. "Real Madrid will take the advertising space occupied by Telefónica in Fernando's car, which will be completely white, except for the Renault diamond, except when competing at Montmelo and the Grand Prix de France, where the local status of the pilot and local status of the team, force them to wear the away kit (blue, as the team of Concha Espina). " The disinformation appears on pages 44 and 45. Worse
is As journal. Under the signature of Tom Fool Guasch (sports reporters with this name tend to be some geese) the newspaper called on pages 2 and 3: "Butragueño recommended the signing of Guardiola. It considers key to the new Real Madrid midfield." Two pages for a symbol false culé just joining the Dorados de Culiacan.
Perhaps the only good thing about this April Fool's Day (killing of children is commemorated with antics) has to do with the attention paid to the newspapers. The reader, who usually reluctantly drag your fingers through the pages, this time scrutinizing every owner, every paragraph, every photo, hunting joke. And, well, not bad, for a day, a lot of people read the newspaper from cover to cover.
Paul Theroux's article in El País this Tuesday is devastating for Bono. No, not the Minister happy to have known: This is Paul Hewson, U2 singer who calls himself Bono (Bono Vox before). The artist (one of the three persons of the year, Time magazine ) believes that the problems of Africa are resolved macroconcerts based rock (with few African artists, by the way) and forgiving foreign debt to countries whose leaders fill their pockets with money from public coffers. Only by reading the recipes proposed by Theroux in this article, also published on 15 December in The New York Times worth buying newspapers. http://www.elpais.es/solotexto/articulo.html?xref=20051227elpepiopi_6&type=Tes&ed=diario
Caesar's wife occasion of the publication of his 2,000 th, The Valladolid Day has weathered a gift certificate of 2,000 euros from its readers. Interestingly, the winner was Virginia Villazán Miguel (as reflected in the newspaper on Tuesday December 20 in page 18), girlfriend of one of the editors of the newspaper. Chance is what you have.
Contraperiodismo 
Look at the headline and pásmense. Read the first paragraph: "The institutional buildings of the city [Valladolid] meet the basic legislation on prevention and fire fighting, as well as with regard to developing personal evacuation plans. This has been found after this newspaper consult the Municipal Fire Corps [...]".
Information (the bombing!) Opens the local section of El Dia de Valladolid. The news is ... no news. The complaint goes through journalism ... that there is nothing to report. Possible information for other days: "The buildings are well constructed capital" "Vehicles of the city respecting traffic lights," "The Valladolid sleep at night," "Yesterday I also woke up."
We face a clear case of contraperiodismo. The writer thinks: "I will investigate whether government buildings meet fire regulations. If they do, I have the news." The reality is that everything is in order, with which the petition may be invalidated. But the editor (and his superiors, really responsible for this nonsense) is not afraid and gets fireworks as headlines of many ciceros. If this is the most important news of local news is not worthwhile to continue reading the newspaper said.
Death of Dr. Julio Iglesias Puga, Papuchia , 90, and the people exclaimed: "No way! If was fine and was going to be a father!". As if 90 years was dying with an anomaly ... Died a few days ago someone else, someone more eminent than the fertilizing Papuchia . Julián Marías died at 91 after a long life devoted to thought. The time has deserved his death on television has been minimal. We'll see how many minutes you spend to Dr. Iglesias Puga. The television is always characterized as the landfill of journalism.
Papuchia and Julian Marias Wedding Labels Two stories of gay weddings Valladolid, which is governed by a mayor homophobic, cocky and mouthy (among other virtues ). No, of course, we read in local newspapers, more interested in agriculture. The first takes place just over a month with two male spouses in a court of equity. The couple was concerned about the possible emergence of journalists, but the alarm was unfounded. Here you go chief editors more concerned not to miss the scheduled press conferences that look perfectly human interest stories. But back to the wedding. One of the couple had a friend as a witness. After the ceremony appeared in the court room photographer, camera ready, to immortalize the link. The portrait said, "That place with the bride and groom!". The two boys agreed. When they were side by side, the photographer grabbed the arm of the female witness snapped: "Come, woman, please your husband." They explained the situation, amid growing anxiety. The judge, with a half smile, he advised: "Go accustomed."
The second story was about ten days ago. A newly married couple of men, middle-aged, was photographed with family and friends in the Plaza Mayor of Valladolid. The happiness of the moment was marred when a couple of marriages, which was nearing sixties, came by. Heterosexual men (or of that boasted) were devoted to rebuke the couple: "Degenerates! Ruthless! You are a disgrace! Viva family." All they need to shout "Federico alive!" and "Cope alive!", but just as they did. The rest of the crowd attended with a mixture of cowardly silence and embarrassment. Nobody came over to slap the screaming. A question comes to me: who will vote those beasts vociferous bigots who want to impose on others their ideas, their customs, their miseries?
Leo El Pais: "A study TVE news on perceived an improvement in the use of language. "Good. Now I just have to care a little more signs of television news, where mistakes are constant.
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European Parliament President, Josep Borrell, held in tone (supposedly) humorous the comment after hearing the helicopter crash Marino suffered Rajoy y Esperanza Aguirre: "That happens to go by helicopter to the bulls." Was not long before the rustling Cadena Cope to Borrell. And with good reason. The comment is an absolute imbecile. Borrell apologized, but the bishops followed mamporreros erre que erre. In the gathering of the Morning, some wondered what would have happened if the PSOE were injured and a similar comment come out of a butler contertulio. Well, let's not go on assumptions and facts. Borrell
screwed up with your stupid comment, but worse is what we find in The World (written thus: there are words in the wind), where the daily vomiting "Taliban small sacristy" (Luis de Olmo dixit). You can read it in the photograph illustrating this comment.
So, after 11-M, many would have blamed the accident if Zapatero Rajoy and Aguirre had died (you the first, Fede, of course).
So a substantial part of those 10 million voters of PP (which will already be over) I had around his neck to Zapatero those dead until the end of his days.
Because, as everyone knows, Zapatero organized the 11-M and have also organized Rajoy and Aguirre's death ... if they had died. Since they have not died, everything stays in an accident that "neither the current Prime Minister has gone badly. "Never mind that the plane belonged to the Community of Madrid (governed by the PP), no matter the U.S. manufacture of the gyro, no matter what the pilot opted to take off from a bullring . If Rajoy and Aguirre had died guilt, to Federico Jiménez Losantos (the freedom-of expression) would have been, of course, Rodriguez Zapatero. And Nacho Villa, of course, asked to resign this idiot poisoned dregs of journalism.
