Tuesday, November 29, 2005

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better not do an exercise ucronia with a character like the mayor of Valladolid, Javier Leon de la Riva. Better not do it because we do not want to imagine what would have happened with this barnacle if instead of being a mayor of English democracy had lived in Germany in the late 30 ...

The mayor of Valladolid, a gynecologist by profession, insults a lot of women whose sexual preference is different (we assume) of his mother, wife and the ladies of his family. There will even be insulted (insurance) to a lot of women who have gone through your query.

Valladolid The municipal corporation unanimously adopted a motion urging the Government of Castile and Leon to develop a campaign against war toys. The mayor seems a farce (He prefers to cut blocks), but votes in favor. Then, when it leaves the heart, can not hold back and prove that he, an admirer of the barnacle, being a lesbian is comparable to a belligerent person or a pederast.

"To say that a child who is gifted with a water pistol is going to do tomorrow warmonger is like saying a girl who gives her a doll is going to be pederast or lesbian. It seems a absurdity of such caliber ....".

Me, too, Mr. Leon. It seems a nonsense that you can insult with impunity to lesbians. As if being gay be a bad thing ... You represent all Valladolid, including homosexual and lesbians. I do not know if you understand. You not only represents the carcundia that vote. When it stops being mayor says if he wants what he really thinks: that lesbians give disgust, that here alone can feel vaginas you personally and professionally. The insults of a politician come free and some even jalean. It gives you endless grief, what can I say.

Monday, November 28, 2005

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Where is the news (II)?

Five in the morning of Saturday 26 to Sunday 27. Amazing police chase in the heart of Valladolid. More than a dozen vehicles from local and national police to hunt for several men fleeing for pedestrian streets. Smell of burning tires in the air. Patrol cars speeding and skipping red lights. In silence: not a mermaid. At least one detainee, handcuffed to the floor in front of the station Cadena SER. An old question comes to me: where I can read the details of the information?

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

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Raul Gonzalez Blanco, Spain captain: "I will return to make war." (Tuesday, November 22, 2005)

Juan Carlos I, King of Spain: "I will continue making war." (Tuesday, November 22, 2005).

Spain: "No war." (Saturday, February 15, 2003).

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

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We raised the death certificate of sports journalism. As this has become daily Marca . "Infotainment? Imbecility, rather. Now the columns are fictional characters in real life. But no, writes Alonso Quijano. It was the latest idol of the masses of our society: a puppet of the television the repeated catch phrase that have nothing to say. The idiocy progresses. It has already swallowed the pages of a newspaper.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

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Kroke: the silence of the media

Among the outdated classical music and the plastic there is a vast Bloopers fertile land, unknown to the general public. One of the most creative in Europe is called Kroke. This is a Polish training (Kroke means Krakow Yiddish), which began performing music klesmer (Traditional Jewish) and pure and simple, over the years, has led to a delightful sophistication. Kroke is on tour in Spain, but the silence of the media is deathly: old monkeys are not the Rolling Stones, the geriatric group that walks with Cachava for the stage, repeating themselves (Beatles: Lennon's death I made eternal). Kroke played in Valladolid, in a small room that was bursting with people. The leader of Kroke called Tomasz Kukurba and is simply a genius. Kukurba took over the stage, started his violin beautiful melodies, and even mime performed by the life of their bassist. The concert was unforgettable, even for the uninitiated. After nearly two hours in ecstasy, I waited to buy the local newspaper the next day to read the reviews ...

The absolute desert ...

Not a criticism or an interview with Kukurba. Nothing ...

How many critical city Kroke know? Why no newspaper has published a review of the concert?
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disturbing, I guess. Kroke

has played in Valladolid (and many other cities!), A leading cultural event and the press is blowing out. So let's go.

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Diario de Mallorca

"The investigation reports Followed by a local newspaper, Diario de Mallorca, Suggested That Had Been Used the plans by the CIA to transport suspects to country clubs Terrorism where, According To rights groups, Some May Have Been Tortured ". (The New York Times, Wednesday, November 16, 2005).

Here's how a local newspaper gets global recognition with information range. Pure journalism. The daily bustle Mallorca, throw jabs, reveal information like this. Diario de Mallorca writes In addition, a sharp writer, the guru of the island. His name is Matías Vallés. The Sunday of Vallés lengthy articles (on the last page of the newspaper) are expected by a legion of eager readers. Weekdays, delights Mallorcan shorter columns. Matías Vallés is a journalist essential.

Diario de Mallorca: local journalism, yes, but at a distance of brain-stellar showing newspapers, for example, Valladolid.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

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The glamor of my blog

very carefully everything about the Pan-Hispanic Dictionary of doubts. In a report in El Pais, which was signed in tandem (false separation alalimón) by José Andrés Rojo and Jesús Ruiz Mantilla, we report that glamor glamor has to be written. With this script all it does is bury the charm of the word sensual. Glamour reminiscent of prehistoric animal, a mutual hospital, a Scandinavian instrument. Glamour Glamour is , which whiskey to whiskey jug to the difference of Cardhu. Panhispánico experts (the god Pan came the panic), not shown very supportive of the neologism Blog and prefer the log sailor, a very beautiful word that could well be a synonym for blog and not its gravedigger. For these eminences, be castin casting, which seems to refrain from sexual enjoyment and not think about the normal distribution , better than the English gerund and the proposed buzzword. At least keep the tattered kitsch (called tacky in 80). I can not imagine the suffering of my retinas while reading a quich label it a gob with echoes of pan-German.

Monday, November 14, 2005

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Iñaki Cano

I'm tired of criticizing journalists because I am a journalist, every reproach I do notice as a tack nailed again in my own coffin. I do not want to speak ill of journalists ... but the profession does not give me respite. The latest farce I've seen on English Television, Ente, the public channel. The English team had just imposed to Slovakia with a resounding 5-1. The former Real Valladolid, now at Liverpool, Luis Garcia, had achieved a hat-trick : three goals in the match. At the end of the shock image appears in one of those journalists are mired sports journalism (terms which begin to be antithetical, as military pacifists). His name is Iñaki Cano. The so-Cano, dressed (ahem, ahem) with a cap of English team, interview with Luis Garcia, who holds in his hands the game ball. This is a reminder of the three goals scored. At the end of the interview, the mustachioed journalist suffers an acute attack of ego. "Trae, I'm going to sign the ball. For you to take a memory of me," he blurts out the player stunned. And with a pen in her hand, borratajo stamping on the ball. Iñaki Cano is believed more important than Luis Garcia and any footballer. He has not scored any goals, has not played the game, has not even told the meeting, but are more famous than anyone else because sometimes appears on TV dropping nonsense. Therefore, because "I also go out in the TV and muuyyy'm important, "he goes and spoils Badulaque with filthy signs the ball of the match. More than a journalist would have named him Onan.

Friday, November 11, 2005

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Bazaar section within Ciperpaís supplement (daily El country of course) on Thursday, fills me with astonishment. "I said someone has to do with the computer or electronic product that" próximanente "will go on sale and you select this newspaper?

Wednesday, November 9, 2005

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Valladolid Journal is a newspaper encarta be in another newspaper: World. In its first page is a hidden hobby, the drafters of himself playing Journal Valladolid. It's easier than the puzzle let alone in its variety killer. We need to seek the errata, the fault, the shit of the day. More or less hidden, almost always there to delight collectors of writing blunders. Let's look at the last two front pages, published on Tuesday 8 and Wednesday 9 November 2005. In the first we find a mistake being the Minister of Development becomes, by magic, in Carmen Calvo. Magdalena Álvarez do not know, and that which was the first correspondent Four. In the second first detected an error in the subtitle battery. These errors may result from ignorance or lack of care, occur in the most watched of the newspaper page. Starting tomorrow you play.

Tuesday, November 8, 2005

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News. Four. Psychiatrist suspended

Video killed the radio star . The first reported four was disappointing. How could we suspect that Iñaki Gabilondo would remain so agitated over the news? Nerves exceeded. He began walking, Tele 5 plan, with lettering reminiscent of Sky News. When he sat, air conditioning moved him playfully bangs. The first correspondent was ... Minister of Public Works! Magdalena Álvarez, black microphone in hand, offered the chronic accident of Granada. Began the surreal touch of the news. The sound problems were evident: Gabilondo left with the word in the mouth to the minister, who left the trouble with more tables that many television journalists.

guru adopted a tone of radio spectrum and looking at all sides: not known that any movement of the eyes as the camera captures? The air was blowing. The news was limited: only put the journalist's name label on live connections. We recognized some voices of journalists from the SER. With good reason, we decided to subtitle the statements in foreign languages \u200b\u200b(English, French), though blind and nearsighted and can start learning languages. In the labels, they slipped a "exploitation" that chilled the hearts of the philologists and journalists. A Rodríguez Zapatero did not put the accent on the first name.

came the Decent Iñaki gave way himself. Gabilondo walked the difficult areas of Paris: American and neck jersey tall, with a style reporter older man-interesting. Yes, it was interesting. In Mercedes Mila plan (I have always come out on the plan), but with fewer histrionics. Iñaki is Iñaki.

Fiándolo all his improvisation (the information is in my head, not read, do not want to be all straightjacket "), a Gabilondo it was the clip and confused Ibarra Rodríguez Rodríguez Zapatero, entered by a stroke. To justify his going to pot, put his hand to his ear, the earpiece distracts me.

In sports, Manu Carreño raised the level. Standing with his hand in his pocket now sometimes outside, the tables showed Valladolid. Clear that section was adrift in the first connection: the news of the day was ... Jose Ramon de la Morena was going to interview Fernando Alonso. There were the two, journalist and pilot: camera opted to smell, to close the plan to not saw De La Morena, that image seems a character in The Martian Chronicles. Even so, the driver of the Rail parochial voices uttered at the end of the interview: "How beautiful you have quedao , Iñaki!". Alonso complained of the bitter nature of their puppet. Champion, but dumb. Iñaki

made the last connection to Pasqual Maragall y Esperanza Aguirre, who arrived late the appointment. With little time, the president was lost in reveries ethyl and did not answer any questions raised. The Madrid president tried to help you understand the questions Gabilondo, who also had too much mystery. Eventually, Iñaki interview abruptly cut to time, faced with complaints of Maragall, who fumes overwhelmed him. Florencia Rey, meteorology, Pasqual shook as he spoke of the rain. Bundle touch screen, but they forgot to put soles, clouds or rain in the western part of Andalusia and Extremadura.

First part: four suspended.

Monday, November 7, 2005

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Go back to the section "The journalist is the news." Interview with a journalist (Esther Esteban) to a journalist (maybe more) in Sunday World: Federico Jiménez Losantos. FJL The poor suffer from delusions of persecution, paranoia and do not know how many more of the personality disorders. He is convinced that you want to kill. "Kill? Mmmm, if you really think there is a serious professional psychiatry in this country (Spain!, Federico, Spain!) What you should do is lock him in a mental hospital. Medicate. Undergo treatment. The poor man is like a bell. Has found that radio is a great way for propaganda and it is delivered with fervor queipodellánico . It aims to become Antonio Herrero II, the successor of that scoundrel who died diving radio. I'm surprised that nobody has even hinted that Antonio Herrero was killed, I do not know, forcing him to sniff farlopa before diving air tanks emptied in the moments before the dive. A Jiménez Losantos have to listen after reading an essay on the History of Propaganda for a recent example. But if they break a tendon with a text that deserves to be in the Universal History of Infamy read, read: interview published on Sunday World November 6 has no waste.

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A shame

Kroke, great band, plays at Valladolid on Friday 11 November. The concert will take place in Room ambiguous. Of (dis) organization is responsible for the Municipal Foundation of Culture, under the Consistory Valladolid. One calls for how to get a ticket and let you know: You can book by phone. How wonderful, how effective! They give even the row and seat number. The surprise comes when he goes in search of the book: no entries. All reservations have been canceled. And why, asks a surprised. The explanation: "We had so many reservations that there were very few entries to be sold. The tail was great. The mood of the people were warm. And a responsible, María Jesús Pérez, decided to cancel all reservations and put all the locations for sale. "That is, the more far-sighted, those who had booked by telephone, were left without tickets to not endure the insults of those who waited in tail. "It is easier to put up with a phone that at 40 in person," they argue. "is that people are booking and then not going for the entry" they add.

I say: so hard is to allow time to get the tickets reserved by selling those that have not been withdrawn and why are rewarded riding a chicken? Do we have to resort to such Parisian-French to take us into account?